#stfu bitch

[leviscolwill]

pochettino could NEVA

[cyarskaren52]

[darklord-vincent]

PERIOD

[sandyspaghettibag]

i need an absolute beefcake muscle-gut dad bod of an adult man to accompany me wherever i go like a bodyguard, except we gossip and giggle and have the biggest "he's my bestie" relationship to where everybody speculates on whether or not we fuck behind closed doors (ofc we do) that is the type of support i need, just to be enabled by one single person out in public in whatever i do, just to prove to everybody that i actually do have one really really good friend who loves me and will absolutely always be on my side.

[penelopecruzcoded]

i am incapable of rest

[thescarlettempress]

They won awards for their work but haven't seen a dime of pay...

[six-demon-bag]

love when my brain wants to interact with absolutely no one but also wants everything to be about it

[atlantis-just-drowned]

AUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGH I can't with these bots they're starting to send incoherent DMs now, send help.

[theghooligan]

aemond: i love that my uncle tried to murder me in my own bed. he’s soooooooo afraid of me—

daemon, living it up in harrenhall:

[ashole-x]

My drunk ass literally said, “I’m sad”.

[peachykeysdraws]

honestly keyleth was so composed and reasonable with Vax bc like if you told me you loved me, kissed me WITH TONGUE (and it was my first kiss ever), and then told me we can never be together????? You're getting a hell of a lot worse than just kicked out best believe I'm crocodile death rolling your ass back to the Matron

[miguxadraws]

kissing w/ tongue

demon and nun AU by @spitinsideme

[suchawrathfullamb]

Will when he found out Hannibal was the Ripper like yay at least my two crushes ended up being the same person!

[yourdicc]

megumi based

[elfolfenburg]

I'm dying cuz im so surprised...

[groovygrub]